Only you guys could take perfectly awesome names like Mils Muliania, and Sonny Bill Williams and ruin them.. sheesh. You never fail @failing!
Pff, popstars, cowboy names, wrestlers, and boxers names are way better.
A more interesting idea: What rugby position would Maximus Decimus Meridius play? or Matt Damon?
Phillips ‘The Screwdriver’ (literally)
Comrade Smith
Morne Steyn ‘his pants’
Kahn ( http://www.khaaan.com) Foutalai’i
Tusi ‘easy’ pisi
Mario y’Luigi Ladesma
Rodrigo Roncero (I won’t touch that one)
Maximilaino ‘Bustem’ Bustos
Marcello ‘the fridge’ Bosch
Gonzalo ‘Come’n atcha’ Comacho
Martin ‘The Castrator’ Castrogiovani
Luke ‘The Hitman’ McLean
Jean Baptists Poux ‘his pants’
Louis ‘hates’to’ Picamoles
Maxime Mermoz (can’t touch it)
Vincent ‘pistol shop’ Clerc
Steven ‘ferret’em’out’ Ferris
James ‘Slippy’ Slipper
Rocky ‘Rambo’ Elsom
Nathan ‘No blunts’ Sharpe
Radike ‘Sumo’ Samo
Berrick Barnes
Quade ‘the quintessential’ Cooper
Digby ‘youwanna?’ Ioane
Drew ‘his colt’ Mitchell
9 – ‘Piri’ Piri ‘Chicken’ Weepu
10 – Quade ‘Tommy’ Cooper
11 – Zac ‘Efron’ Guildord
12 – Jamie ‘Julia’ Roberts