Bledisloe Cup: All Blacks tactics sheet revealed

An anonymous source has revealed the All Blacks’ tactics sheet prior to tomorrow’s opening Bledisloe Cup match.

All Blacks tactics

And seeing as The Rugby Blog is completely neutral, here’s a retort for the Aussies:

I met a fairy who granted me one wish. ”I want to live forever,” I said.
”Sorry,” said the fairy, ”but I’m not allowed to grant that type of wish.”
”Fine,” I replied. ”Then I want to die when the All Blacks keep their form from a year out and go on to win the World Cup.”
“You crafty b@stard,” said the fairy.